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The Laughing Dutchman

When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.
Karen: Hey, smell this flower my boyfriend gave me!
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.

The Laughing Farts 

When you have built up gas that you've been trying to hold in, and something makes you laugh. This results in a vicious cycle of losing control of your bowel and anal muscles and farting up a storm from the impact of the laughter, then laughing more at the farts, causing more farts, which causes more laughs, which causes more farts, and more laughs, and more farts until there is no gas left inside of you.

Farts usually expel in rhythmic timing according to the laughs. It's like unintentionally playing an instrument.
The Laughing Farts:
Yesterday at school I was holding in a fart, and my friend passed me a note that made me giggle, and I lost control for a second and blew a huge one. So then I started laughing even more and I farted even more and I had to run to the bathroom laughing and farting and the whole school was watching me. Traumatizing.
The Laughing Farts by Tatertawt24 August 21, 2012

The Laughing Man 

The Laughing Man is a character in the Japanese anime Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex by Manga. He plays a central role in the series, portraying a very mysterious and elite hacker.

The name was originally seen in a novel by J.D. Salinger
'A complex in the psychological sense is a cluster of related thoughts and feelings that lie deep in the unconscious, reflecting into the conscious. The Stand Alone Complex can be described as the desire to change the world, the drive to change what is wrong with society. It is the urge to stand alone against impossible odds, to risk everything for seemingly little gain.'

The Laughing Man's actions are motivated by what has been coined the 'Stand Alone Complex'.
The Laughing Man by standalonecomplex November 21, 2006

The laughing domino effect 

The phenomenon in which when one person in a group commences laughing, the rest will follow. The laughter genuine, and can often last for two to three minutes. Usually, this group is often a)high b)idiots c)have been previously laughing at something else, and is thus easy for the laughter to recommence.
Person A laughs. Person B, C, D, E, and F also laughs. This is the laughing domino effect.

The laughing salesman 

An anime from 1989 thats really underrated. Its about this salesman that goes around helping people with their issues but gives them one promise that they have to keep (which they never do). So, when the promise is broken the salesman makes everything backfire and practically ruins their life.
Im suprised that the laughing salesman doesnt have an urban dictionary definition yet.

The laughing cow 

A name thst you call somebody with an annoying laugh. Who you may not be able to stand.
The laughing cow was being annoying so we left him.
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