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The Lance Armstrong 

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A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.
Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
The Lance Armstrong by stevengross September 1, 2009
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the lance armstrong 

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the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.
After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!
the lance armstrong by PhusionDev July 24, 2006
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Shitdar

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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Sonion

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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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