The L-I-Q

a liquor store, a place to buy alcohol

"Im getting beer at the L-I-Q"

by Saraveza408 December 6, 2013

The Liquor

One says this in association with other words after being extremely drunk and attempting or accomplishing doing something really stupid, and trying to claim that the liquor made them do it.

*Hook up with my buddies sister*

"I'm sorry Julian....It wasn't me Julian....It was the liquor!"

by The Liquor March 19, 2009

The Liquor

Common term used by drunken Trailer park supervisors talking to a 300 pound shit beast.

"Randy, I Am The Liquor."

by SirCanada June 17, 2019

The Man With The Liquid Cock

The Man With The Liquid Cock (TMWTLC) is a (probably) mythical rapist who lives in the West Midlands.

He creeps up behind people having sex in public places and uses his liquid dick to slide into an open hole uttering his immortal: "Wa-He-Heyyy!!"

Andrew: "... and they were just having normal sex and then suddenly they hear

"Wa-He-Heyyy!"

And before they knew it, she's being DP'd"

Ollie: "No way! Must be The Man With The Liquid Cock"

by Ollie2323 June 19, 2017

the liquids

The Liquids: The two essensial liquids for a crunk ass night - gas fo yo ride & some form of alcohol (liquor, beer, 40's(also good with fried chicken))

you: ay nigga you got the liquids?
your nigga: hell yeea we fittin to have a crunk ass night, lets go pick up the bitches

by Mad Mike reppin the NWG June 17, 2006

The Liquid Seat

A sex act that two or three people do while having sex. One person lays down flat on their back, while the second person cums on the first person's face. After ejaculating on the face, the second person sits on the face. This causes the spooge to smear all over his/her buttcrack, buttcheeks, or butthole. afterwards, he/she continues to pleasure the first person to finish the job.

Guy 1: "Holy fuck! You gave her the Liquid Seat last night after prom? That's disgusting!"

Guy 2: "Yep, but it felt good once she started licking my asshole once I sat on her face."

by Wasabimoto April 27, 2007

blame it on the liquor

When a person does stupid things, later making excuses that it was the alcohol, that made him/her do so.

A: ''Dude, it wasn't me, i didn't pee on that car!''
B: '''Yeah, blame it on the liquor...''

by crrlll February 21, 2010