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When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself.

Most partakers are from Alberta.
*Once after a Nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one Chad Kroeger, I fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. It was then that I realized I had just done The Kroeger. What else could I do, "it was soft and required a lot of pulling.".

*See Playoby, April 2008.
by Capt Scotty March 11, 2008
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