kiss of poseidon

When your pooping and the water splashes up and kisses your chili ring

I got a kiss of Poseidon this morning when I fired up the old log splitter.

by Mark Martwat Jr. February 04, 2018

the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

The kiss of Cyber Poseidon

When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water

Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit

by Je suis Sus April 16, 2018