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The King's Deuce 

The perfect away-from-home shit.
When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.
The King's Deuce by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015
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