The Khalil 

The Khalil is a wonderful state, with the President being "Master Khalil". He is the ruler of the state, and doesn't allow taxes, inflation and proper grammar. He also has a term "G.O.A.T" (Greatest of all time). Anyone is welcome to his state unless you disrespect or an anti of him. The official mascot of his state is a TV remote, as you are welcomed to break in to peoples houses and eat their TV remote. This state is more popular than the U.S as people who currently live in the U.S are planning to move there as plane flights have been overbooked packed with flights to his state.

“The Khalil is the best state!!!”

The Khalil by Lyly_definitions September 30, 2024

the mia khalifa 

The act of putting a raw egg between your lips, rapidly inhaling and thus propelling the egg into your esophagus. Great party trick. Named after the middle-eastern porn star.

some fucc boi : "i call this the mia khalifa" proceeds to choke
crowd: "ayy lmao"

the mia khalifa by Og_gangbanger April 24, 2017

The Great Khali 

A wrestler in WWE who was brought in on smackdown only to bump ratings but was recently givin a whuppin by the man who he was after for a few months

Benie Babies: Were thought great & and hot shot **** for about 2 months then they were unheard. (The Great Khali, Dalip Singh)

The Great Khali by Brent S August 22, 2006

The Great Khali 

A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy, retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he will die.

The Great Khali is the next Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the next Hollywood action hero. He is as cool as John Cena, and as sexy as Batista.

The Great Khali by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

The Burj Khalifa

when one climbs on top of the other on tip-toes and the one at the bottom performs oral sex on the person on top. The taller the height of both people combined, the better! Hence the connection between the tallest building in the world

Jesse and Pete had the burj khalifa last night but Jesse accidentally fell off and had to be sent to the hospital

The Burj Khalifa by Tacky069 August 16, 2024