The Khalil

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The Khalil is a wonderful state, with the President being "Master Khalil". He is the ruler of the state, and doesn't allow taxes, inflation and proper grammar. He also has a term "G.O.A.T" (Greatest of all time). Anyone is welcome to his state unless you disrespect or an anti of him. The official mascot of his state is a TV remote, as you are welcomed to break in to peoples houses and eat their TV remote. This state is more popular than the U.S as people who currently live in the U.S are planning to move there as plane flights have been overbooked packed with flights to his state.

“The Khalil is the best state!!!”

The Khalil by Lyly_definitions September 30, 2024

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the mia khalifa

The act of putting a raw egg between your lips, rapidly inhaling and thus propelling the egg into your esophagus. Great party trick. Named after the middle-eastern porn star.

some fucc boi : "i call this the mia khalifa" proceeds to choke
crowd: "ayy lmao"

the mia khalifa by Og_gangbanger April 24, 2017

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The Great Khali

A wrestler in WWE who was brought in on smackdown only to bump ratings but was recently givin a whuppin by the man who he was after for a few months

Benie Babies: Were thought great & and hot shot **** for about 2 months then they were unheard. (The Great Khali, Dalip Singh)

The Great Khali by Brent S August 22, 2006

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The Great Khali

A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy, retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he will die.

The Great Khali is the next Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the next Hollywood action hero. He is as cool as John Cena, and as sexy as Batista.

The Great Khali by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

The Burj Khalifa

when one climbs on top of the other on tip-toes and the one at the bottom performs oral sex on the person on top. The taller the height of both people combined, the better! Hence the connection between the tallest building in the world

Jesse and Pete had the burj khalifa last night but Jesse accidentally fell off and had to be sent to the hospital

The Burj Khalifa by Tacky069 August 16, 2024

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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