the kang

the kancamagus highway from lincoln to conway in nh

dude lets head up to the kang this weekend

by colleena beena September 18, 2008

The Liu Kang

When u light the floor below you on fire, while enduring the pain beneath your feet, you procede to buttfuck your lover, when you are about to cum, you scream like Liu Kang, and punch your lover in the spine.

Bro, did you hear Johnny tried the Liu Kang last night and burnt his house down!

by ASTRO_WRLD January 15, 2022

Kang The Conqueror

The meanest motherfucker of the Marvel Multiverse.

Kang The Conqueror is slated to be the next big villain in the MCU and is expected to be a bigger threat to Marvel's heros than Thanos. While the full extent of his power is yet to be seen, it is known that he has numerous variants of himself scattered across different dimensions.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel November 4, 2023

bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.

I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009

the kangaroo

pulling your nutsac up an covering the shaft of the penis so the head is poking out so that it resembles a head of a kangaroo poking out of the pouch

using the kangaroo is worth 3 kicks in the fag game

by pandabear_corral_285 October 4, 2008

The kangaroo

When you nut but you shove it in her asshole and make her walk around carrying your kids

Ima make you do the kangaroo

by Boogiewitabag March 7, 2019

Salting the kangaroo

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

by Coach miller January 16, 2009