the jelly donut 

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood

I gave that bitch the jelly donut.

the jelly donut by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

The Jelly Donut 

When you are performing anal sex on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to ejaculate, you spread her ass cheeks apart and ejaculate around the opening, when you're done you squish her buttocks together, thus causing the ejaculate to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.

Last night I gave my lady "The Jelly Donut" just to watch the jizz squeeze out.

The Jelly Donut by SwayDizzle420 September 3, 2010

The Jelly Donut 

(Noun): when a guy takes a jelly donut and fucks a girl then cums in the donut and gives it to the girl to eat....

reccomended for fat girls

"Dude, i totally gave that girl the jelly donut last night!"

The Jelly Donut by cofcchubbychaser November 4, 2009

The Jelly Donut 

When you nut in a girl and then proceed to punch her in the stomach as hard as you can until the nut oozes out of her like a jelly donut.

My girl wasn't acting straight so I gave her the jelly donut.

The Jelly Donut by SugarTube September 17, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019