The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.

I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.

The Jackson 5 by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020

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Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

Jackson 5 across the eyes by Mad Malc November 30, 2015

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Curtis "'50 Cents'" Jackson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

Curtis "'50 Cents'" Jackson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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