The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!

by unearthen November 24, 2018

the lil j special

when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child

bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck

by pixelatorcyte September 24, 2022