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The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
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They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...

Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
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-The Internet Example-
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Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.
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AN amazing place of meeting new people online.
Say if ...John Cena is on... like facebook.... and you follow him.... face book is on the Internet.
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is for porn.
Grab your dick and double click.

OMG THE INTERNET IS NOT FOR PORN
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1) A series of tubes, invented by Al Gore!
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
1) "I hear there's...uh...rumurs...on the..uh...internets" - George W. Bush

2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!

3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"
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