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The Infiverse by MB65 November 7, 2021
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The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage
The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.
"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"
The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021
The Inverse Abe Lincoln
Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.
Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"
Robby: "No, what happened"
Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."
Robby: "Eww, Gross!"
Robby: "No, what happened"
Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."
Robby: "Eww, Gross!"
The Inverse Abe Lincoln by Pirate Suite October 9, 2006
The Inverse Bullshit Law
The law states that as quantitative, legitimate material in an essay goes up, the language must equally and oppositely come down.
19:43 hailvictors17: so if i'm writing a 15 page paper about the merits of peanut butter and jelly
19:44 hailvictors17: i'm writing like billy fuckin faulkner
19:44 hailvictors17: but if i'm writing about
19:44 hailvictors17: that
19:44 hailvictors17: the inverse bullshit law says that
19:44 hailvictors17: I will sound like a complete and total idiot, and my teacher will still give me an F, no matter how good my writing because of the level of complete bullshit
19:44 hailvictors17: i'm writing like billy fuckin faulkner
19:44 hailvictors17: but if i'm writing about
19:44 hailvictors17: that
19:44 hailvictors17: the inverse bullshit law says that
19:44 hailvictors17: I will sound like a complete and total idiot, and my teacher will still give me an F, no matter how good my writing because of the level of complete bullshit
The Inverse Bullshit Law by Keemofam August 2, 2008
The Inverse Value Law
Definition:
(Coined by Nickle) An economic observation stating that in a modern Performocracy, the financial reward for a job is inversely proportional to its necessity for human survival.
Essentially, the more vital a profession is to the actual functioning of society (e.g., nurses, teachers, sanitation workers, farmers), the lower the pay. Conversely, the more trivial, performative, and non-essential the role is (e.g., influencers, streamers, reaction vloggers), the higher the potential earnings. It is the realization that we have built an economy where pretending to do things pays significantly better than actually doing them.
(Coined by Nickle) An economic observation stating that in a modern Performocracy, the financial reward for a job is inversely proportional to its necessity for human survival.
Essentially, the more vital a profession is to the actual functioning of society (e.g., nurses, teachers, sanitation workers, farmers), the lower the pay. Conversely, the more trivial, performative, and non-essential the role is (e.g., influencers, streamers, reaction vloggers), the higher the potential earnings. It is the realization that we have built an economy where pretending to do things pays significantly better than actually doing them.
Person 1: "I can't believe my sister is working double shifts in the ER saving lives and can barely make rent, while that guy on TikTok just bought a Lamborghini for opening Pokemon cards."
Person 2: "That's the Inverse Value Law, man. If it saves the world, it pays minimum wage. If it entertains the bored, it pays millions."
Person 2: "That's the Inverse Value Law, man. If it saves the world, it pays minimum wage. If it entertains the bored, it pays millions."
The Inverse Value Law by nicklenova February 15, 2026
The inverse is also true
I regularly find myself, usually as I'm regaining consciousness after I sleep, where (though I try) I have no control over my body and I have to sit there and wait while the processes in my brain that allow me to control my limbs come online. For, like, 1 to 60 seconds I am a soundless voice in an endless void. And that isn't a feeling I have. While it's happening the only feeling I have is, like, a mild anxiety regarding my inability to gain control of my limbs. I have memory of the articulated thought I generated while I was in this state. Prime example is one morning where I either dreamt there was or I awoke to a middle aged hispanic women standing in my apartment staring out of my window. I raised my head but I was still struggling to gain access to my limbs and I yelled at her "What the fuck are you doing in my apartment!?" (And this isn't the state I'm talking about by the way) but as she turned around and seemingly glided out of my apartment, I stumble as I was trying chase her our of my apartment and my head fell into my pillow and everything went black and I was in this this state. I was fully conscious and I thought "Did I leave my door unlocked or something?" And I couldn't move my body and struggled to gain control of my limbs. It felt as though I was filling a glove or something. But THAT is the self.
It is the first process that comes online when you gain conscious and the time span between that process coming online and the other processes can vary. But that isn't an illusion that my brain made me think I was experiencing. I don't fault you for thinking than and I am sure some people DON'T have a self or a sense of self but that isn't necessarily the maker of a high functioning mind.
Hym Iam "So the inverse is also true. In the same way you describe the meditative state where you are fully present in your body you can, conversely, be in a state were you are relegated entirely to your own mind. And the reason I take issue with the assertion that it isn't real is that it gives solipsistic, mentally retarded, and morality retarded people license to be overconfident in the veracity of their own experience (which is more often than not delusion) and, thus, validate the solipsism. In the same way that this practice of weaponized schizophrenia gives people license to denigrate me and deny me rights. And NOW... After being self-righteous in the inaction and making themselves an obstacle to me (deliberately and only because I said that they were that) are trying to scapegoat me for the consequences of that decision they made so that they don't have to live with the consequences of their failure to reason and/or spite."
Hym Iam "So the inverse is also true. In the same way you describe the meditative state where you are fully present in your body you can, conversely, be in a state were you are relegated entirely to your own mind. And the reason I take issue with the assertion that it isn't real is that it gives solipsistic, mentally retarded, and morality retarded people license to be overconfident in the veracity of their own experience (which is more often than not delusion) and, thus, validate the solipsism. In the same way that this practice of weaponized schizophrenia gives people license to denigrate me and deny me rights. And NOW... After being self-righteous in the inaction and making themselves an obstacle to me (deliberately and only because I said that they were that) are trying to scapegoat me for the consequences of that decision they made so that they don't have to live with the consequences of their failure to reason and/or spite."
The inverse is also true by Hym Iam February 26, 2026
The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength
When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas
Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength
The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength by jamundertoast December 17, 2010