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the indiana jones 

a sexual act that requires the women to run completely nude at a medium to slow pace, while the man chases her with his testicles out. She then flattens on the ground while you roll your balls over her. No one receives pleasure, but everyone has a good laugh and a story.
Dude what did you and amber do yesterday night? Well for example we did the indiana jones, but her ankle broke and she fell. I still rolled my balls across her back.
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The Indiana Jones 

When the male keeps a large dildo under the sheets during intercourse and while his penis is in the woman's vagina, he swaps the two without her noticing.
Yo dude, I pulled off The Indiana Jones last night. She didn't even notice but she screamed a little louder.

The Indiana Jones 

When you put your dick in and the girl asks, “is that it”, you say no and slowly pull out, replacing your penis with your finger that’s longer.
The missus doesn’t think my dick is that big, so I gave her the Indiana Jones
The Indiana Jones by Km23446 March 16, 2023

Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues 

The Single best video game ever created. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is almost completely perfect in every way. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues's only flaw is that it's just too good. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is enjoyable from start to finish in and has no flaws. Released on November 17th, 2009 and made by Traveller's Tales, Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is incredible. May we all praise Jon Burton for designing Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues and sleep with Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues in our arms every night to bring good luck.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever played Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues?
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee 

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.
Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026