Double Waffle House Theory

The idea that 2 Waffle Houses could both sustain enough business to remain open while being placed next to one another.

This town is a shithole, I wonder if the Double Waffle House Theory would apply here.

by jdboone21 May 15, 2005

The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017

The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.

Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.

by MLS trio March 6, 2023