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the homer

When, during a sexual act, right before reaching orgasm the male will verbally release a LOUD.......D'OH!!!!!!!
Dude, the other day I was bangin' this skank; I pulled out and told her to spread her ass, and i gave her asshole the homer
by blazz razza matazz December 18, 2009
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The Homer Simpson

When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart
Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.
by The ibiza choker September 28, 2019
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homer anthony strickland the third

A hentai loving asian whose legendary for fapping over 72 hours before collapsing from over exertion
Have you heard about Homer Anthony Strickland the third? He's a legend in a league of his own.
by Deadpooliotheamazing November 14, 2014
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Homer flees into the bushes

Homer was going to play golf with Flanders but then Flanders said no, so Homer fled into the bushes
Homer flees into the bushes in the Simpsons
by Lazyluna678 June 11, 2020
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Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.
Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.
by awesome24678 January 9, 2017
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the Hoerner

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again
A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced
by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010
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Inside the park homerun

Someone go tell the janitor someone left him a inside the park homerun”
by Hotelgaymario March 5, 2021
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