The Harry Potter 

First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.

Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)

Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?

Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.

Spencer: Airplanes????

Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.

The Harry Potter by Hoink Douglas September 26, 2009

The Harry Potter 

The Harry Potter (n. & v.):

Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.

I got squirted in the face by the Harry Potter last night.

The Harry Potter by The Gasm June 17, 2007

The Harry Potter 

When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"

Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.

Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?

Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.

Friend 1 : Bummer.

The Harry Potter by Slord January 10, 2010

The Harry Potter 

A man jerks off and then, using the semen that has accumulated on the tip of his dick, draws a lightning bolt on his partner's forehead.

After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.

Dude I gave that slut Jessica The Harry Potter, she is gonna be pissed when she finds out her parents are dead.

The Harry Potter by Tubby McAwesome July 28, 2009

the harry potter 

before a guy and girl have sex a friend hides in the closet in a wizard costume when the guy and girl are doing it or after the fried proceeds out of the closet and screams 10 points for griffindor and then runs out

what an asshole would do

the harry potter

the harry potter by sssaayyyum May 25, 2010

the Harry Potter series 

Better than Twilight.

Person 1: You know, a lot of people have likened the emerging Twilight series to the glory of the Harry Potter series.

Person 2: It's time for the rapture.

the Harry Potter series by patronus July 17, 2011

The Harry Potter Houses 

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)

The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK

The Harry Potter Houses by Mr. Obvious, duh November 18, 2010