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The Hancock 

The hancock is a rare breed of homosexual, which camouflages it's sexuality through manly vulgarity and a heterosexual tone to those he is not familiar with. Amongst other interesting aspects of the hancock, like it's diet of alcohol and amyl, is this particular species excretes... a time release pheramone on to its victims through its tongue, which may lay dorment for 9months before taking affect. The hancock has been known to pass out in bins and defecate in urinals and ingest exotic liquids, like the Jager-Blanc
The Hancock just got us kicked out of The Club cos he took a shit in the urinal.
The Hancock by Ryza&K-fedsdef January 13, 2011
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The Hancock 

So youre doing a girl from the back and right before you cum pull out and cum on her back. Spread it around and sign your name on in the cum.
"Dude, you should totally give her the hancock"
The Hancock by brightangel91 May 24, 2009

The Hancock Effect 

When you see a girl in Hancock (A Library) and you think she is good looking. Later you see her outside in the real world, and she is no good at all.
In Hancock: Oh WOW look at that slamming hottie.

Outside library: Theres the chick from the library, um I take back that previous comment. She's rank, Guess I got done by "The Hancock Effect".
The Hancock Effect by JackSize November 12, 2010

The John Hancock 

When you are having sex, you pull out to cum on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.
I gave that bitch The John Hancock before I left, so she knows my name tomorrow.

Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!
The John Hancock by Jones Bitch! November 16, 2006

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026