“Ayo, I was out on a date at a Mexican restaurant and my date had turkey guts”
“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”
“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”
by Grell November 28, 2023
Get the turkey gutsmug. When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.
Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude
Emily: what the fuck dude
by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024
Get the The Gutted Turkeymug.