the goodness 

high quality skunky sticky icky that you only wish you knew someone who would sell it to you. Can be know to cause extreme paranoia and Taco Bell sauce fights

joe: yo i grabbed the goodness today
bob: roll it then nigga!

the goodness by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

What the goodness 

A substitute for the actual swear
"what the f***" But more funnier and not get you into trouble

The guy gets punched in the face and the teacher is there

Guy : WHAT THE GOODNESS???

What the goodness by Uran8 April 16, 2009

Feel the goodness 

A motivational phrase said when ingesting unappetizing food or drink.

As he devours a lunch break-fast food-pseudo-meal his co-workers inspire him to "feel the goodness."

Feel the goodness by jazzcat_cfl December 1, 2010

What the goodness 

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.

Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?

What the goodness by Procrastinating right now June 7, 2020

The Special Goodness

The side band of the drummer of Weezer-Pat Wilson and the drummer of Offspring-Atom Willard.

Their latest cd was titled "Land, Air, Sea" and was amazing!

Pat plays the guitar and sings, while Atom plays the drums, and at the moment Scott Shriner (bassist of Weezer) is filling in on bass.

guy: hey, are you a weezer fan?
girl: oh yeah totally!
guy: yeah! how do you like pat's side band-The Special Goodness?
girl:pat...pat who? Huh?
guy: the drummer of weezer's side band is called the special goodness.
girl: oh...nope. wanna make out though?
guy: psshhh you n00b! no way

The Special Goodness by Becca December 13, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020