The Garland

The act of taking a life size image of some one you are obsessed with, have sexual fantasies, or like naked and tape or glue it to a punching bag, afterwards you take a dildo or strap-on on the crotch of the picture. after that take off your pants, push the bag as hard as you can and bend over

dat bitch loves him so much the garlands herself

The Garland by natezilla66 February 25, 2011

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The Garland

The best dance ever. Wave both your hands up and down at a time as your moving left and right!

Dang! Look at that bearded man doing that sexy garland dance! I can’t wait for fortnite to add the garland!

The Garland by Bejensnwmem July 8, 2018

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