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The Flynn 

An alcoholic drink containing: 1 1/2 oz cheap Canadian Whiskey, 1 Egg.
Directions: Pour Whiskey in cocktail glass, crack raw egg into same glass, drink all at once.
A double The Flynn can be achieved simply by doubling the ingredients, but still drinking all at once.
"I'd like to buy everyone a round of The Flynn's please"

"Adam drank a The Flynn and threw up."
The Flynn by borriffick February 20, 2007
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Flynn the dog 

An autistic dog who hates going inside without muddy paws. It barks at its reaction and will make a bad guard dog as it wants to hug the robber and bite it’s owner

Attack Of The Flying Lizards 

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.
Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

The Flying Hot Pot 

Projectile diarrhea with bits of carrot, leek and anything else that wasnt properly digested.
After holding it in all day, i rushed home and did the flying hot pot. It was messy.

The Flying Potter 

The pimpest aerial manuever know to man. Try to think of the greatest thing you have ever seen a person complete while airborne and then multiply it by eleventy billion and you might..might...be able to imagine what the flying potter looks like.
Yesterday during our game of Horse A.C. elimated all three contestants by completing "The Flying Potter". It was so amazing that no one even dared attempt it, they all just walked off the court.
The Flying Potter by PiztOff March 11, 2011

Al the Flying Cat 

A strange flying animal resembling a cat that lives in the back aisle of southern Wal-Marts. He attacks anyone with a mullet and is known to steal men's shirts and wallets.
"Man, I was mugged by Al The Flying Cat last night."

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 

His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions
I am a part of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster