What the speaker says:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer
Test is a multistage aerobic capacity
test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer
test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your
test is over. The
test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
How it is:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer
Test is a multistage aerobic capacity
test designed to torture children and make them want to die. It progressively gets more shitty as it continues. The 20-meter death
test will begin in 30 secs. It will have you gasping for breath while your P.
E. teacher yells at you to "KEEP MOVING" and you want to tell him to STFU. Line up at the start. The running speed starts
fine I guess you could say but gets faster and makes you feel more suicidal each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run even when you want to fucking faint and never walk again. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your
test is over and you will thank
god for giving you mercy. The
test will begin on the dreaded word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
* poor student
1 dragging on the floor herself through the hall because she can't even bear to walk.*
Poor student 1: *moans in pain*
Her athletic best friend: Come on you can get there.
Poor student 1: * says in very
tired voice* Can't you see I'm trying.
*two Athletic students carrying poor student 2 to the nurse's office because he fainted in the middle of the
test and will probably only get an ice pack*
Her Athletic Friend: Poor
kid
Poor student number 1: I am not surprised. This is what the Fitness Gram Pacer
test does to children.