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THE FAT CAT 

A term used to describe someone with a an extremely wide and short dong.
Someone who says you have the cat usually says feed it, clean it, or bathe it. Usually someones that's being a douche. Someone who has the fat cat is diliked and usually never scores with a woman. Usually said as "THE CAT" Also see "Brian J." the first victim of THE FAT CAT.
"FEED THE CAT!"

somone who has the cat getting dome-"Let the paws of the cat play in your mouth and floss your teeth."

"Thats no fair his fat cat was telling him all the answers"

"The fat cat got scared by the anaconda and fleed into the wall."

"feed the cat"

"geeze your cat smells up the whole damn room. CLEAN IT!"
THE FAT CAT by Slippery March 2, 2008
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The 'Fat Cat' Effect

When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.
My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her
The 'Fat Cat' Effect by Burritolife November 17, 2014

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026