The Durdi Sloya

The ultimate 4 for 1. Not your ordinary threesome. It takes place after the male drags you to the casino and you subsequently lose all your money. You are now broke and engage in a threesome. two females and one male. The male can’t hold his load and keeps nutting. You walk away pregnant. You also contract HIV from the male and hep C from the female. A life changing event. By far the worst thing you could do to yourself. Your left broke, pregnant, and have 2 life long STDs. All while ignoring someone who actually loved you.

OMG Hanging out with bing I lost all my money because all he does is talk about the casino. Now he’s my pimp. But worst of all, bing and brandy gave me the durdi sloya!

The Durdi Sloya by Murderboner92 April 10, 2022

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The Durdi Sloya

This is a sexual act that bares lifelong consequence. The ultimate 3 for 1 combo package. Usually this act comes gift wrapped and hand delivered by Archangel Karma. The Durdi Sloya is where you engage in a threesome and contract HIV from the male and Hep C from the female. Furthermore, you get pregnant because the male ejaculates quickly and repeatedly but keeps ejaculation to himself so u won’t think he can’t hold his load. most commonly occurs when: the reason you engaged in threesome was to hurt someone who loves you.

How could you do me like this? You think it’s funny? I hope you end up with The Durdi Sloya.

The Durdi Sloya by Murderboner92 April 10, 2022

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