The Doodles

A polite and cute way of describing diarrhea.

Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.

Sorry I missed out on the office party last night but I had a case of The Doodles.

The Doodles?

Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.

The Doodles by RichardSlinger March 18, 2011

whacking the doodle 

Masturbating; jerking off; pounding the pud.

Jimmy developed carpal tunnel syndrome in his wrist from whacking the doodle too many times each day.

whacking the doodle by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

jumping the doodle 

The act of secretly playing the app/game "Doodle Jump".

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

jumping the doodle by Senor Samtit. March 3, 2010

Jumping the Doodle 

The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.

An example of the trick in action:

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

Jumping the Doodle by Reginald Vasquz June 19, 2010

The Doodle Dandy 

A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten

"Abe, take your top hat off if you're going to do The Doodle Dandy".

The Doodle Dandy by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

Dusting the Doodle

The act of doing a line of cocaine off of a mans erect penis.....often followed by a blowjob in lieu of "gumming" the coke

"Dude, that Susan chick is totally into dusting the doodle, last night, she dusted my doodle, then blew me like i was paying for it.... Best part is that it was HER coke"

Dusting the Doodle by Diesel1308 December 29, 2009

the doodle bob 

"The Doodle Bob"

A sexual maneuver where when doing a girl from behind right as she's about to climax you well "NIMOY HOY MINYOY YOY!" at the top of your lungs and plunge a pencil, eraser first, into her anus. Bonus points for the comically large pencils.

Why isn't Tom's new girlfriend talking to him right now?
Didn't you hear? He gave her the doodle bob.

the doodle bob by SoldierOfFortune September 13, 2015