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The doodle 

Gave her the doodle last night, called me Zaddy.
The doodle by Zaddy21 February 8, 2017
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the doodle 

Yankee Doodles:
a sports bar in Santa Monica, CA.
on the 3rd st promonade
billiards, food, booze, and foozeball
ask for Sabrina!!!
in conversation:
-yo, you tryin' ta chill at the doodle tonight?
-nah, that Sabrina chick is wack, I'm goin ta Q's

as a statement:
Brad is the big pimp at the doodle
the doodle by big pimp November 20, 2003

The Doodle Dandy 

A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten
"Abe, take your top hat off if you're going to do The Doodle Dandy".
The Doodle Dandy by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

the doodle bob 

"The Doodle Bob"

A sexual maneuver where when doing a girl from behind right as she's about to climax you well "NIMOY HOY MINYOY YOY!" at the top of your lungs and plunge a pencil, eraser first, into her anus. Bonus points for the comically large pencils.
Why isn't Tom's new girlfriend talking to him right now?
Didn't you hear? He gave her the doodle bob.
the doodle bob by SoldierOfFortune September 13, 2015

the doodle effect

A condition that occurs in most women's lives in which they go from being ignored and undesirable by men to extremely attractive and desirable.
Why are all those guys crowding around Betty Sue?

Didn't you here? The Doodle Effect hit her just last night!

the doodle bob 

A sexual maneuver where, when doing a girl from behind right as she's about to climax you yell, "NIMOY HOY MINYOY YOY", at the top of your lungs and plunge a pencil, eraser first, into her anus. Bonus points for the comically large pencils.
"Why isn't Tom's new girlfriend talking to him right now? Didn't you hear? He gave her the doodle bob"
the doodle bob by The Doodle Bob September 15, 2015

The Doodle Bob 

A sexual maneuver in which, while doing a girl from behind, right as she's about to climax you yell "NIMOY HOY MINYOY YOY!" at the top of your lungs and plunge a pencil, eraser first, into her anus. Bonus points for a comically large pencil.
Why isn't Tom's new girlfriend talking to him right now?
Didn't you hear? He gave her the doodle bob.
The 'ol doodle bob, huh?
The Doodle Bob by Rinzler806 September 14, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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