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The Dirty Double 

When someone shits and pukes at the same time. This horrific and awe-inspiring act is generally accomplished in a friends bathroom after a night of heavy drinking.
"Oh man, did you see Crazy G last night? She got The Dirty Double in my car. I'm never gonna get that smell out."
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The Dirty Double Reminder 

The whole point of the Dirty Double Reminder is so the chick is reminded of you the next day or longer. In order to pull this off you must nailed her hard so she is sore, and you must write your name on her ass. This way she is reminded in two ways.
I pulled the Dirty Double Reminder on that chick to ensure that she would never forget me.

The Dirty Double Cross 

The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.
Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.

The Double Dirty Mermaid 

A sex act. When you put a live fish up a girls ass and the guys ass until only the tail fin shows. Then you fuck.
My brother and his girlfriend took my betas and committed the double dirty mermaid.

Double Double on the Dirty Bubble 

The act of committing multiple, varying sexual acts on a coochie.

double double expressing multiple and dirty bubble referring to a vagina
Person 1: “What did he do that took so long

Person 2: “He was going double double on the dirty bubble

double dirty sanchez on the rocks 

a filthy thick monobrow (one eyebrow) generally associated with hairy foreign men (can include women), that rides the eyeballs (the rocks) in an ungainly manner. NOTE: there is absolutely NO space between both eyebrows.
think groucho marx marrying brooke sheilds and having a son with an italian appearance- this is fondly known as a double dirty sanchez on the rocks
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