The Dick Clark 

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

The Dick Clark by CDouble January 9, 2007

The Dick Clark 

Also known as the Auld Lang Syne, this is when a guy: 1) dips his balls in glue, 2) dips his balls into a bowl of glitter, 3) counts down from 10, 4) drops his glitter-covered balls into a girl's mouth as he cries out "Happy New Year!"

I rang in the New Year by givin' this bitch The Dick Clark.

The Dick Clark by Josiah Clevenger October 6, 2012

the Dick Clark 

the act of syncing the drop of the new years ball to dropping your balls into your significant other's mouth.

Hey are you coming to the new year's eve party", "No I am doing the Dick Clark with my girlfriend

the Dick Clark by SoloZ/TomJ June 19, 2010

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019