The Deads

An acute, incurable medical condition with an incredibly high fatality rate that affects millions of people every day. Symptoms include full body paralysis, no pulse (and therefore fairly low blood pressure) and in some cases an unfortunate tendency for a victim's family to put them on ice in the living room and invite everyone in the neighborhood to come "pay their respects" (this is known as a wake).

Reporter: A massive outbreak of The Deads was reported today near the site of a plane crash in South Africa. The authorities say that at least fifteen people have been infected, with none expected to survive the course of the disease.

by eastofwest February 08, 2012

dead dead

what happens when you die for the final time on a video game and have no more lives left

Dude did you get killed
yeh but im respawning...
dude did you just die again
yeh but now im dead dead i wont be back till next game

by gunslinger4u May 11, 2011

dead on

A term meaning something is extremely accurate, right on target. Hitting the mark. Correct, absolute.

You nailed that description dead on.

by monkiki April 03, 2005

Dead

1) The word you use when you find something hilarious.
2) Not physically alive.

Example 1:
*Person saying something funny*
Other person: Dead

Example 2:
Someone that isn't living anymore.

by fhk x3 May 12, 2017

dead that

stop doing that ; let it go

" you remember you dated marquel in 7th grade "
nahh ; dead that yo !

by laurenjhaye January 16, 2011

Deaded

blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown.

I like the way my best people straight deaded me.

by Armando February 17, 2007

Deading

To pretend to be dead. To lie down in a manner in which someone would be presumed dead. Usually done with a group of friends for comical reasons or just out of plain boredom. In order to successfully Dead you must have a picture taken of the person Deading and the Dead must be named.

Let's all just start Deading in the elevator.
Bro I'm about to pull off a Dead Elevator, you down?

by mustbenew September 17, 2011