The Dandy 

Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno and lies about it, saying a police officer broke it while breaking up a 'fight'

Man, Mike really did a Dandy on himself last night

The Dandy by Kyle Wallace April 21, 2003

The Dandy 

Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno.

I caught Mike doing The Dandy today!

The Dandy by Wesley Laughlin April 20, 2003

The Dandy 

What suitcase was caught doing.

The Dandy by Anonymous May 18, 2003

The Dandy Drip

The act of a post cream pied woman sitting over a man and letting it slowly drip slowly into his belly button.

After a cream pie she gave me the dandy drip

The Dandy Drip by Creamsoda1969 September 27, 2021

The Doodle Dandy 

A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten

"Abe, take your top hat off if you're going to do The Doodle Dandy".

The Doodle Dandy by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

Jim Dandy to the... 

Jim Dandy to the rescue! This is the heroic rescue line of the fifties to seventies.

One day on a submarine, got a message from a mermaid queen, she was hanging from a fishing line, Jim Dandy to the... rescue!

Jim Dandy to the... by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2020

Not the daddy dance 

On the maury show, when a paternity test shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, this is the dance that the man does. The man usually does it with elaborate flourish, including but not limited to:
1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers.
2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience.
3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy.
4. Cartwheels

Such dances increase in satisfaction when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the percentage sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)

Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
Trick ass ho: "Oh Lawd!" (runs offstage)
Not the daddy: "HELL YEAH! I TOLD YO ASS! TRIFLIN' ASS SKANK!" (Cartwheel leading into other elaborate moves in the not the daddy dance.

Not the daddy dance by Dirty V May 13, 2006