The Crystal K

When you're choking her out during sex and she passes out so you wake her up with a paddlin and her dog licks your asshole.

I saw my guardian angle last night when my Boyfriend gave me The Crystal K

by Icoinedthetermblumpkin April 24, 2021

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

by Nard Master February 27, 2017