The Crusher 

The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.

Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand

Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff

The Crusher by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021

the crusher 

A guy or girl who has the ability to instantly attract , with their super power of good looks. Hence named the "Crusher", someone who everyone has a crush on.

Joe: Damn there goes Madison looking so fly.

Gavin: Yup, she's the crusher around here.

the crusher by Live&kicking December 12, 2016

The Crusher 

A crap so huge and compact it leaves your hole sore for life and obliterates your toilet.

"Relase The Crusher!"

The Crusher by it the crusher November 16, 2004

the crusher 

A person who rams and crushes through people in the hallways during school, no matter how big or small the people are.

Oh shit, there goes the crusher. get out of the way!

the crusher by Jordan Golan March 31, 2007

Crushed the Muffin 

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

Crushed the Muffin by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020

The Door Crasher 

A gun fighting style or move. This involves an armed individual or team breaking down a door, or crashing in, with guns blazing. Usually resulting in death on either side of the door.

Benny: " Did you hear what happened at Lennys?"
Tony: " Fuck no, what happened? "
Benny: " A few guys decided to rip him off I guess"
Tony: " How the fuck did they manage to get into Lennys? There must be a dozen guys in there all the time with shot guns"
Benny: " They pulled the door crasher"
Tony: "Fuck eh?"
Benny: " Ya, now Ryders dead, same with Carl, and T-Bone. Im not sure about Torino."

The Door Crasher by cocknugget15cock December 28, 2010

Crushed the Munchkins 

When a girl swallows after a giving fellatio.

She gave an awesome BJ and then she Crushed the Munchkins!!

Crushed the Munchkins by Mike Daubs October 12, 2007