The Crims 

One of the weirdest online games ever. You gotta steal and earn respect. Then, when you get tired, you may either get high using drugs or 'visit' hookers to recover your energy. You may invest in some things such as: drugs factories, hookers or just focus on stealing. The game is also really really funny. You're going to withdraw some money from the bank and suddenly a picture of a young boy dressed in a plane pilot outfit appears from nothing, says he's a cop and ask you which animal is on the pic. If you pick the right answer he may give you some drugs, some money, repair your weapon or just go away. The game is based only in commands. That means it's not like GTA and you won't see what you're doing. When a friend of mine told me about it, I said "that game sucks!". Then I tried it out and said "this game rules!". It'll probably get you really addicted for some time. Then you'll look at yourself and ask: "why the fuck am I wasting my time with that?".

Junkie: Man, have ya ever played The Crims? That game's the shit!

Cured guy: 'Course I have, I've been addicted to that shit for long three months.

The Crims by Tragicomic January 3, 2009

The Crimson Pollock 

The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.

After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.

The Crimson Pollock by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012

Surfing the crimson wave 

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

Surfing the crimson wave by jdi May 10, 2004

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. 

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005

riding the crimson wave

when a girl has her period. used in the movie clueless by cher.

girl: i'm riding the crimson wave
boy: no fair! how come u get to go surfing?

riding the crimson wave by ema7 February 19, 2006

The Crimson Fucker 

A.k.a Alucard (TFS Hellsing Abridged)

Catholic Priest : "OMIGOD! It's the CRIMSON FUCKER!"
Alucard : "Give me a huuuug!" (then cannibalizes him)

The Crimson Fucker by Nemortul November 13, 2019

The Crimson Fucker 

@The Crimson Fuckr is my alias. Yes I am a Fuckmothering VAMPIRE and yes I did shoot Edward 37 times!!! You're welcome Team Jacob. On second thought GO suck, er... I mean...fund...my big throbbing vampire dick and support it's official release?

Bty user called Father ALEXANDER Anderson (who is also Irish)! You forgot to make a new definition for little Timmy who is still (unsurprisingly) glued to your crotch ya Catholic fuckbucket.

Me : Is it that time of the month already? Weeell, I was wondering if you ever heard of The Crimson Fucker cleaning & pleasure services? The fuckmothering definition of classy!
40 year old Team Jacob Chick (blushing in embarrassed outrage) : AGH Wha--
Me : OOH I AM SO NOT YO MOTHA LAST NIGHT! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM (exactly 37 times, count if you like)

The Crimson Fucker by Nemortul November 15, 2019