The Craftsman
When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.
The Craftsman by Timtoolmantaylor June 21, 2019
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The craftsman
Toms wife gave him a blowjob while he was mowing the lawn on his new 48” sears riding mower on fathers day. The craftsman was born.
The craftsman by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025
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