The Court 

2013's new STD, a mutation of the clap. Also known as jenelle evans sloppy 10ths, and blue waffle version 2.0. It turns your face scabby and gaunt, and your vag into a giant roast beef that eats everything in its path. It's food preferances are iphones and clothes.

I heard #blogguy fucked that whore Jenelle Evans, he has The Court now.

The Court by Shellbyrox March 29, 2013

The Court 

A spot somewhere on west ninth street in santa rosa, ca where you will usually find drunk people on friday and or saturday nights of the week. There is someone ALWAYS saying "Hey dont trip. Get your perk on dont trip." over and over and over.

Lets go by the court. Get your perk on dont trip. Hey dont trip. Get your perk on dont trip. Hey dont trip. Get your perk on dont trip. Hey dont trip. Get your perk on dont trip. Hey dont trip. Get your perk on dont trip. Hey dont trip. Get your perk on dont trip. Hey dont trip. Get your perk on dont trip. Hey dont trip. Get your perk on dont trip. Hey dont trip. Get your perk on dont trip. Hey dont trip.

The Court by JeromeDizzle October 8, 2006

The Court of Owls 

The Court of Owls is a terrorist group in Batman comics. They have been around for centuries and fight to bring down the local government. They are highly skilled assassins who kill politicians. Their most famous line before the kill is “The Court of Owls, has sentenced you, to DIE”

Mark: Oh I really hate that new professor
Timmy: Why don’t you hire the Court of Owls to take care of that sunovabitch

The Court of Owls by Tall Onion May 2, 2019

The court of LULZ 

Where flamers try to get people banned, when n00bs try to prove their worthiness, and basically anywhere where meaningless internet evidence is put forth and used against someone.

People never win a case in the court of LULZ because of the extensive Photoshop programs people have nowadays, but it's great for a good laugh.

Common places where the court of LULZ goes down are boards, forums, chat rooms, and flickr

Welcome to teh internets, where everything you say will be screen-capped and used against you in the court of LULZ.

The court of LULZ by Pedo_cat December 3, 2010

Order in the court 

The act of using one’s penis as a makeshift gavel to strike a surface. One must loudly exclaim “ORDER IN THE COURT” as they strike said surface.

“Order in the court!” Bill shouted.

Bill brought so much order to Steve’s court that Steve was knocked unconscious.

Order in the court by Hammer of Jesus January 29, 2019

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

order in the court 

a sexual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female's shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his wang while yelling "order in the court!"

F:"not now honey, i'm tired..."
M: >thwap thwap thwap< ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!

order in the court by myname April 4, 2004