The Conley

Hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray in a cafeteria or mess hall. Can be any kind of tray, metal or plastic, but it most effective when it breaks or shatters on impact.

Dude that guy just came up to pick a fight with Chad, but he put The Conley on his ass.

by dmanfolife1337 March 7, 2008

The Coney Island

a manually administered sexual adventure involving a hotdog bun wrapped snugly about the phallus. The Coney Island can be an accoutrement of autoerotic activity or the impassioned ballet of lovers twain. Much like the staple of the American foodscape, the member may be ensconced in sauer kraut, celery salt, basel, loganberries, etc.

Receiver of The Coney Island: "Yo bitch, how's bout we forget the condoms and mints and go straight to the condomints. I'm ready to get my Coney Island on." (Aforementioned 'bitch' then wraps his engorged penis with a hotdog bun, covers it in relish, and gets bizzzay.) "Baby, it may not be a foot-long, but it's 100% Kosher beef...oh yeah, you got it. ...it's a juicy one, don't squirt your eye, baby. . .goddamn that's enriched wheat. .ahhh. .ahhh. ahhhhhhh. . .SHAZAAAAAAAAAAM."

by TheHumanTunneler June 11, 2006

Phil to the Copley

Dude from Canada. Read lots of books while crippled.

IF u wanna break yo' leg- PULL A PHIL TO THE COPLEY!

by MR Misters November 26, 2004

The Coley

A typical jersey hairstyle. It is a messy, loose bun tied at the top of one's head. Usually, hair hangs out. This hairstyle was made popular by Coley, from season 18 of The Real World: Denver. During this season, Coley became ill with Mono. She was confined to the couch for most of the season, and showed her Jersey roots (no pun intended) by sporting this hairstyle day and night.

Jersey Messy Bun Mononucleosis Hair The Coley

by Shewssssssss April 28, 2011

The Copley

Term used when you’re almost as good as the best welder in 798!

I bet the Copley could weld it.

by GoldenArm89 March 17, 2023

the dirty bobby corley

During a greasy sex session, Bobby gets on his cell phone and farts very loud. It smells like rotten eggs. Then he chops her head off, steals her money, and shouts, "Vito Corlione!" He proceeds to masturbate in the corner.

She was pissin me off so bad that I surprised her with a dirty bobby corley.

by herb February 23, 2005

the dirty bobby corley

A slightly awkward boy who learned to jack off from his roommate william; now venturing into the world with a new sense of self-pleasure.

"Yea, doug had to pull a bobby corley to learn how to ejaculate."

by chevy3614 March 2, 2005