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A game where you have to jump a car from a ramp to an underground parking lot, kick a ball at about 360mph to break a wall, do some kickups, and play some pinball all just to get into some shitty stadium where the team you're supporting loses. You also get to download a free wallpaper, ringtone and game.
Dude 1 - Hey dude, you wanna go play The Coke Zero Game? Apparently it's wicked awesome.

Dude 2 - Naa, i've played it, and frankly, I'd rather get fucked on by a dead chicken.

Dude 1 - .........
by Bill Gatus of Borg July 02, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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