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The Classical Academy 

A charter school in Colorado Springs Colorado. You will find that every student is dressed in a polo shirt, khaki pants, wearing black dress shoes and a belt. About 97% of the student body is Christian and strangely enough most of them attend services at the megachurch right next to the east campus. You will immediately be able to sniff out the one public school kid that transferred because he/she will be the only one without a bible in their pocket.
That kid has a bad case of PTSD, He must have transferred from The Classical Academy.
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The Classical Academy 

The Classical Academy is an overrated and gay high school in Colorado Springs, CO. Almost everyone that goes here couldn’t handle the pressure of going to a real public school and “fit in”, so they had their rich parents pay for them to go here. Breaking out into song and tieing sweatshirts over their shoulders is a necessity to a regular dude’s life there. All they have to boast for is an “amazing athletic program” which is par at best. They think they are the greatest at golf, but they are on top of a weak league with many newcomers rising up in the upcoming years. TCA’s soccer team nearly lost to Cañon, and they started 0-5! Moral of the story is, TCA is lame.
Becky, look at that guy! He’s so hot.”
“Sarah, you know he goes to The Classical Academy , right?”

“Oh, I bet he has a boyfriend.”
The Classical Academy by Pitched November 21, 2018

The classical academy 

A place neck-full of assholes. The teachers are douchebags and the only good teachers left because they were tired of the assholery that this place had. Everybody hates each other and was done with everyone else's shit along time ago. Theirs always someone with a Christian meme in their locker and someone who gets mad when you say a "naughty word" . Everyone is forced to wear $30 khaki pants and a sad little polo shirt. The material list at the beginning costs $200 on top of the $100 worth of uniform clothes you have to buy. People think that TCA is a really great school but it's really just mediocre. The single plus to this school is the middle school principal.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026