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The Chopsticks

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A slang term used to describe something extremely unattractive, ugly, or visually unappealing. Derived from the word “chopped,” but elevated for emphasis or humor. Often used in casual conversation to exaggerate how bad something looks.
I can’t lie, that outfit you’re wearing is “The Chopsticks”.
That person you kissed is “The Chopsticks”
The Chopsticks by Meepertrons May 6, 2026
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The Chapstick 

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After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.
"After she got me off, I gave her the chapstick for those hard working lips."
The Chapstick by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009
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wheres the chapstick 

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a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick
wheres the chapstick
wheres the chapstick by megs101010 December 10, 2009
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fuzz on the chapstick 

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When, after sex, the dick is sticky with cum and pubes are stuck to it.
"Damn, man! The sex was great but I had some major fuzz on the chapstick.
fuzz on the chapstick by Fluffy Puppy 419 November 17, 2016
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Chapstickin' the ass 

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When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!
Stacy: I want it in my ass!

Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*

Stacy: What are you doing?

Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
Chapstickin' the ass by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011
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The Salty Chapstick 

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When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.
Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?
The Salty Chapstick by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022
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The Captain's Chapstick

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When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!
The Captain's Chapstick by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017
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