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The Chopsticks

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A slang term used to describe something extremely unattractive, ugly, or visually unappealing. Derived from the word “chopped,” but elevated for emphasis or humor. Often used in casual conversation to exaggerate how bad something looks.
I can’t lie, that outfit you’re wearing is “The Chopsticks”.
That person you kissed is “The Chopsticks”
The Chopsticks by Meepertrons May 6, 2026
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The Chapstick 

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After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.
"After she got me off, I gave her the chapstick for those hard working lips."
The Chapstick by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009
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The Chopsticks • The Chapstick • wheres the chapstick • fuzz on the chapstick • The Salty Chapstick • Chapstickin' the ass • The Captain's Chapstick • <.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.> • <.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy & I Liked It. However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.> • <.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It, However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>

wheres the chapstick 

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a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick
wheres the chapstick
wheres the chapstick by megs101010 December 10, 2009

fuzz on the chapstick 

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When, after sex, the dick is sticky with cum and pubes are stuck to it.
"Damn, man! The sex was great but I had some major fuzz on the chapstick.

Chapstickin' the ass 

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When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!
Stacy: I want it in my ass!

Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*

Stacy: What are you doing?

Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
Chapstickin' the ass by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011

The Salty Chapstick 

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When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.
Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

The Captain's Chapstick

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When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!
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Respectfully 

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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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