The Cat

The most perfect, elegant, regal beast you will ever own. These fantastic felines have a reputation for being evil and snobby, that however, is pure nonsense. Their beautiful sharp claws are merely the most advanced weapons of modern weaponry. Their teeth, pointy and more timeless than a vampire could ever be. Their so-called "arrogance" is an example of their superior intelligence. You will never own a greater living thing than The Cat.

Mr Tinkles, The Cat, world domination. The Cat is all mighty The Cat is your lord and savior

by Le Cat Womeness August 13, 2012

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!

when a person makes the noice cat cat cat cat cat cat

"CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!"

by CATLOVER May 14, 2012

Cat/Cats

Cats are real life gremlin bois who deserve all your love and cuddles

i love my little gremlin *points to confused cat*

cat/cats

by CoolGayBean April 12, 2021

Cats

Ninjas in fur suit with knives hidden in the paws.

When you cat(or cats) stalks the hallway at night? Yeah, it's training.

by iwillneverbeafraidagain January 18, 2012

Cats

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.

I like cats

by Mr3ddy April 13, 2019

Cats

the most cuddly gifts from god.

Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.

by MyBigFatBoobs January 25, 2020

cat

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.

i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped

by bjc2002 February 20, 2013