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The Canclini
The Canclini by bigdaddy187 April 2, 2010
the cancer that is killing /b/
The epitome of everything that is wrong on 4chan's /b/ nowadays. A purulent mixture of forced memes, unfunny copypasta, srs discussions, newfags, butthurt oldfags and general faggotry.
The only answer is the chemo, starting with a facepalm
The only answer is the chemo, starting with a facepalm
ahah U LAFF U LOSE!!!1!!1
OMG LONGCAT EPIC WIN!!11
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
WHEN I WAS
Newfag: OMG that is so sick! U need to go to hell for that, you make baby jesus sad :'(
Oldfag: This, guys, is the cancer that is killing /b/
OMG LONGCAT EPIC WIN!!11
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
WHEN I WAS
Newfag: OMG that is so sick! U need to go to hell for that, you make baby jesus sad :'(
Oldfag: This, guys, is the cancer that is killing /b/
the cancer that is killing /b/ by Alogy May 7, 2008
The Cancer Prank
A prank in which one person (the attacker) approaches another person (the victim), saying, "I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer." After hearing this, the victim will lift their hand to their face, attempting to see if they have cancer. Then, the attacker will smack the victim's hand into their face, resulting in a throbbing nose and tons of laughter.
The Cancer Prank
Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"
*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*
Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"
Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"
*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*
Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"
The Cancer Prank by Catiebug June 30, 2008
the cancer patient
when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.
my girl has to shave her head
why?
bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out
ohh the cancer patient. that is funny
why?
bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out
ohh the cancer patient. that is funny
the cancer patient by olko March 30, 2009
The Cancelling-Out Method
A sexual act, apparently originating from Gateshead in which a man who does not want his girlfriend to get pregnant but has engaged in unprotected sex with her lets his friend ejaculate inside his girlfriend, which "cancels out" the first man's sperm.
Chavette 1 "Hoy, did ya use a condom?"
Chavette 2 "Nah, ah used "The Cancelling-Out Method" "
Chavette 1 "Good call, ya divvn't want to get pregnant a fourth time"
Chavette 2 "Nah, ah used "The Cancelling-Out Method" "
Chavette 1 "Good call, ya divvn't want to get pregnant a fourth time"
The Cancelling-Out Method by geordieSpeak January 24, 2011
LeafyIsHere is the cancer of YouTube
Non-reptilian: LEAFyISHErE IS THE CANCeR OF YOUTuBE!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!
Reptilian: HISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Reptilian: HISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
LeafyIsHere is the cancer of YouTube by I eat poop 69 January 21, 2022
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026