The Cance

Any type of cancer someone is able to develop.

So, I found out today that my Dad has the cance.

by Jonesyba December 15, 2022

The Canclini

getting your ass licked by an extremely old prostitute

Dude i just paid 50 bucks to get the Canclini

by bigdaddy187 April 2, 2010

the cancer that is killing /b/

The epitome of everything that is wrong on 4chan's /b/ nowadays. A purulent mixture of forced memes, unfunny copypasta, srs discussions, newfags, butthurt oldfags and general faggotry.

The only answer is the chemo, starting with a facepalm

ahah U LAFF U LOSE!!!1!!1

OMG LONGCAT EPIC WIN!!11

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

WHEN I WAS

Newfag: OMG that is so sick! U need to go to hell for that, you make baby jesus sad :'(

Oldfag: This, guys, is the cancer that is killing /b/

by Alogy May 7, 2008

The Cancer Prank

A prank in which one person (the attacker) approaches another person (the victim), saying, "I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer." After hearing this, the victim will lift their hand to their face, attempting to see if they have cancer. Then, the attacker will smack the victim's hand into their face, resulting in a throbbing nose and tons of laughter.

The Cancer Prank

Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"

*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*

Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"

by Catiebug June 30, 2008

the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.

my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny

by olko March 30, 2009

The Cancelling-Out Method

A sexual act, apparently originating from Gateshead in which a man who does not want his girlfriend to get pregnant but has engaged in unprotected sex with her lets his friend ejaculate inside his girlfriend, which "cancels out" the first man's sperm.

Chavette 1 "Hoy, did ya use a condom?"
Chavette 2 "Nah, ah used "The Cancelling-Out Method" "
Chavette 1 "Good call, ya divvn't want to get pregnant a fourth time"

by geordieSpeak January 24, 2011

LeafyIsHere is the cancer of YouTube

An untrue phrase said by filthy non-reptilians

Non-reptilian: LEAFyISHErE IS THE CANCeR OF YOUTuBE!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!
Reptilian: HISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

by I eat poop 69 January 21, 2022