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The Butt 

The act a dog performs when it drags it's ass along the carpet, propelling itself forward with it's front legs. This is used as a means of wiping the last bits of shit from it's butthole, leaving your carpet laden with skid marks and shit stains.
Tootie tried to do The Butt last night, but as a means of saving the rug, Deedle put her hand underneath her culo, and was left with nothing more than a shit streak on her palm.
The Butt by Ordo November 14, 2012
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the butt 

A dance move made by Spike Lee back in the '80's.
Go to msn.com, type in Spike Lee, and then look from there...
the butt by Tia Caramel July 31, 2004

the butt 

Ima go ride the butt tomorrow
the butt by Lucy March 26, 2005

the butt johnson 

A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.
Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!

The Butt Feeling

That distinct feeling you get when you fall and land on something hard targeting mainly your tail bone and it feels like you are exhaling so hard that your lungs are going to implode. The pain is so extraordinary that all you can do is roll around holding your ass with both hands and making a constipated noise unable to talk or breath.
Kid board slides down a flat bar on his snowboard on a cold day and at the very end he washes out and hits his tailbone on the very edge.

Kid: UNNNNHHH
Other kid: I think that kid is dying
another kid: Nah he's just getting ... (Booming Echoing Voice) THE BUTT FEELING.

The butt of Jennifer Lopez 

The only object on Earth that can be seen from space.
Alien 1: Holy crap! What the hell is that?

Alien 2: I don't know. Is it a gigantic cave?

Ben Afleck: No, it is the butt of Jennifer Lopez.
The butt of Jennifer Lopez by bbare89 September 19, 2009

The butt flu 

Refering to AIDS, and HIV.
I heard they had a bad case of the butt flu break out over at the Bathhouse.
The butt flu by Shayne B August 9, 2006
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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