The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.

Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!