The Boxer

hen you're going down on a guy or in a position to handle his balls a lot, right as he's about to achieve orgasm or is in the throes of the event, sock him hard right in the balls like a boxer hits his opponent's face.

*WARNING* Some men may react by punching you in the head, so consider wearing a helmet to the event. Don't worry, if he's getting a blowjob he won't care about it, just say it's your fetish or something.

I gave my boyfriend The Boxer last night, and he's never came so hard before.

by PrinceGirl June 2, 2018

The Boxer

A term often associated with a co-worker or classmate who epitomizes the qualities of a douchebag; who has the physical characteristics of a leprechaun; and whose every word uttered conjures the sound of nails on a chalkboard. The use of the word "The" in conjunction with "Boxer" is of utmost importance as it allows all parties involved to use the term as a third person reference so as to keep the target unaware of its meaning if he/she should be present when the term is being used.

Tom: So, this morning on the way to Storebux, I was talking about how you can get your coffee "ground" if you buy it from Storebux, and The Boxer was like "ehe ehe, you mean GRINDED?"

Bill: Yeah?

Tom: And I'm thinkin to myself, NO you condescending little sh!t, I said GROUND!!, like what I want to do to your face!!! Damn, I hate when The Boxer tags along.

The Boxer: Yeah, that ass!

by Freshly Tossed Dallas Salad May 27, 2008

The boxer McCosh

The act consists of one to shit in the girls pussy. Paying close attention to squatting over her then fucking the steaming turd filled mootcha, plunging the faecal matter out.

Oi Antz Mahoney, did you hear what Dallas Mooney did to his mrs last night? Apparently gave her the boxer mcCosh,

by Widget6968 July 21, 2018

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

Chippy the Boxer

Chippy the Boxer runs like crazy through the neighborhood, but everyone loves him.
He loves to chase balls and sticks
He flaps his jowels as he runs around

Chippy is loyal to his owner

Chippy the Boxer is a very muscular canine

by Speedracergirl February 13, 2010

Bill Nye the Boner Guy

there was this viagra commercial
the old dude looked like Bill Nye

Person A:Hey dude, guess what?
Person B:What?
Person A:I was watching a Viagra commercial and guess who i saw?
Person B:Who?
Person A:Bill Nye the Boner Guy

by JakkoffTakeshit August 12, 2012

The Bober Gang

The Bober Gang is a group formed on Yahoo! Answers that harasses the hunting page constantly here are the members of it:

Joe Bober
Joe Bober (Reloaded)
Fred Durst
Jersey Joker
Joe Bober The 4th
Joe Bober The 4th (Reloaded)
Crith Angel
Flava Flav
Annie Oakleaf's Clone
Fatefinger's Clone
85
TheBoberGang
TheArmyOf Bober
Bober-Mod

Please note that 85 has not shown up in a long, long time and we believe that he has been taken down.

Some People Have Formed A Fight Against Joe Bober and his men they are:

Annie Oakleaf
Fatefinger
D.J.
treb-reporting bober since 2009
Reb
Randy
Mr. Gregg Andrews
Mountain Man
Judge
Boondock Saint
Saliva Man
.700 Nitro
Judge
bobbo342 ~is this the change~
[e-mail]
Qbnsizzle
RUGERIZMISTICNESS Bober junter
Ruger
and many more but those are the main ones

those are the rivals of Joe Bober, so far they have gained little if any ground but must keep going at it to end this once and for all so that Joe Bober will be forever banned from Yahoo! Answers!

The Bober Gang Is The Worst Idea Since Democrats!!

by Saliva Man November 9, 2009