The blender is a message board on the Internet where people post various kinds of pictures, fanfics and comics. Either stupid threads are made or genius threads are created.
Also Isalidi Crest, a certain member in The Blender is made of fail, ebola, AIDs and diarrhea
The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.
Dan: "Whoa! Those people look like the most *amaaazziiinng*, intelligent, hilarious people I've ever seen. They couldn't possibly be from this planet"
Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"
This is when you're passionately tussling with your significant other, when all of a sudden, you yell, "BLENDER!" and proceed to stick your tongue in their lips and make your tongue move in circles in the motion that the blade at the bottom of a blender makes. May have other connotations when done to a woman's other lips.
Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender).
"Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"
The blender is a sexual act where the woman uses her breast milk and puts it in the blender. after that the man cums into the blender and last off the girl squirts into the blender. after that you blend it all together make the girl drink it and afterwards putting a thin line on the mans penis and inserting it into the woman.
First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.
Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!