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The Bixby 

The act of erotically inserting a remote control inside of another.
Doctor Suesser: “K, I know you are faithful to Chuck, but I would like to perform The Bixby with you this fine evening. It will really turn you on. Get it?!?!”
K: “Kk.”
Doctor Suesser: “Afterwards, can you give me one of your famous slap jobs?”
K: “Kk, but only if you eat my tights.”
Doctor Suesser: “Anything for CKL.”
The Bixby by That Grand One Spot February 15, 2020
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The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats 

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The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats of BLFC is a law which states that before one can engage in sexual acts with another person, he or she must approve the act with any person he or she has ever Facebook chatted.
Person A: Did you hear that Harry shagged Samantha?
Person B: Jane is mad because she Facebook chats Harry.
Person A: I guess he didn't follow The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats.