The bevinator is a mythical creature who will come and snatch up your bev, he will crush your bev, and fuck your ass.
Dan: I got this bev at the store, it's really tasty
Joe: Don't let the bevinator see that, he'll get you
The Bevinator: What is up bitch
Joe: Don't let the bevinator see that, he'll get you
The Bevinator: What is up bitch
by ballsack puncher 334 January 13, 2025
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Girl A: what's up with the bruises on your butt?
Girl B: I slept with The Kevinator this weekend.
Girl A: SO JEALOUS.
Girl B: I slept with The Kevinator this weekend.
Girl A: SO JEALOUS.
by Esmerelda5555 November 25, 2013
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