The Best Engine

The best engine in the world is the vagina. It takes any size piston, self lubricates, starts with one finger & does its own oil change every thirty days.

What more could you ask for...the vagina is the best engine

The Best Engine by TimmayS1990 September 7, 2009

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The Best Engine In The World

the best engine in the world is the chrysler HEMI V8: its the most reliable engine made by chrysler and it is put on various vehicles. the older genration hemis from the 60's can still apply in the best engines in the world

the best engine in the world is the HEMI, especially the 6.2L Hellcat, 2JZ sucks ass

The Best Engine In The World by EMD F59PHI October 19, 2024

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best senior engineer in the world

the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession

My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.

best senior engineer in the world by martcraft June 6, 2018

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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