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the Bencil Sharpener
Nickname for American conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro. The nickname is commonly used when Ben Shapiro is crushing his rhetorical opponents with facts and logic; the opponent in question is then in the process of being ''sharpened by the Bencil''.
Boy 1: Hey, did you catch Ben Shapiro's debate last night?
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
the Bencil Sharpener by mkpk January 17, 2020
slid down the bannister and warm my tea up
slid down the bannister and warm my tea up by Uncle Helmet May 30, 2006
Curse of the Benbino
Is when radio host Ben Maller predicts, declares, or hopes that any team or player will win a championship and they will find a way to lose.
Damn, I thought the Clippers would win this year until received got the dreaded Curse of the Benbino.
The Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead in the finals, the Curse of the Benbino strikes again!
The Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead in the finals, the Curse of the Benbino strikes again!
Curse of the Benbino by AnthonyinAnaheim June 1, 2017
Knocked the Beenie Off
"Man that last hit straight knocked the beenie off..."
"I knocked the beenie off that ass last night..."
"I knocked the beenie off that ass last night..."
Knocked the Beenie Off by Big Dub May 9, 2006
Chill the Beanie O's
The saying Chill the beans has become out-dated in today's society and is dismissed as something a five year old would say. Therefore, I have upgraded to a phrase from which you tend to receive more of a reactiion from and are thus, fully understood. Chill the beanie Os is simply a phrase used to ask a person who is hyper, hypertensive, over-reacting or just plain angry; to calm down.
Your on facebook with your friends, talking about the rave you were able to get into with them last night. You then mention the girl/guy your friend decided to extract a quickee from; but in the process got slapped in the face and a beverage poured over their head. He/she completely over-reacts and snaps at you with a form of low blow. You feel your friends pain and decide to respond with a more gentle phrase, hence, Chill the Beanie O's comes into play and your friend laugh at the original phrase and forgives you.
Chill the Beanie O's by ron weasley 2k11 August 23, 2010
the bennie
When a gay chubby man with a beard bends another guy over and gives him a little wienering in the poop shoot.
the bennie by The Tator-Nator May 7, 2021
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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